Interestingly enough, I have been so incredibly busy that I have not been able to post in months. Finally I have the time to do stuff!

It's not like I'm giving up my statements - I will still be reviewing and giving awards. Also, I plan to do more guides.

If anyone has any suggestions, send my a letter - or just post on this thing.

For NeoGeo.

A new award has been given!

Although I have had yet to mention the reward, it was previously created to being rewarded.

The award Fantasia (Music award) has been awarded to a special song -
Psybot's Heaven Cries 2008. Congratulations!

Other awards that have been made - but not awarded - include...

Hammock (This song just makes you sleep.... In the good way!)
Ragnarok (This song makes you want to become a hero!)
Masterful (Classical or no, this song makes you bob your head.)

As a Reviewer, I believe it would be correct to have my own series of awards.

Awards are to be given to only the best of games/movies. I have already awarded one.
I will now give a few of my awards as a list.

ACTION (Bullets fly wherever there is anything.)
STYLE (Wanna be BA? Ever killed something with it's own liver?)
HILARITY!!! (No, not clinton - I mean, Funniness. )
RANDOMISM (King of Random! (This award has been given - all hail King Forehead Shavecut!))
TEAR JERKER (Sometimes, it's good to cry. Drama.)
EHH??? (Whuh?)
SERIOUS (This is Serious.)

More will be added to this list! If something beats another on the list, the previous winner may be replaced. I will update this list over time - winners and awards.

I have noticed a thing on reviews...

It appears to many people that a "Review" is actually a form of "Let's go insult the creator/Let's go swear loudly!". This bothers me.

I try to take Reviews seriously, and whenever I give one I try to actually give people an idea of how it is.

Another thing - If you SEE a Review that is just insults or swears, press the X on the thing - that means that it is abusive. IF you haven't noticed, my whistle is now "Garbage" because I said a review was abusive, and noone else bothered to do the same. Well, I thought reviews that all they say are swears are abusive. (Seriously, the only words the guy used were "f***" and "sh**". Literally.) So help out around here - for your fellow NGers's sake.

One last thing - if something says something you don't like, it doesn't mean it is a bad review. If something is bad in one's opinion, that is in their opinion. Only say it is bad if it just plainly insults or something. Or if it is misleading. (EX: It says the movie is about ketchup, but it is actually about dragons.)

I apologize for typing this up - this just kinda ticked me off.

This political commentary was brought to you by some guy.

Sorry about not posting this first, but...

I started this account not for submission of games, but for rating and helping. My intention is to play games through and watch videos, give a rating, and IF the game is tough - make a guide. Posts I put here will usually have some form of strategy guide. In this first case, it was for Age of War - a defense game.

If you would like me to try a game (for guide or whatever purposes), I am open to suggestions. Please send me mail or w/e.

((NOTE: The name is Hellreave as a reference to an old character. It does not mean I like hell, or support satanism. In fact, Hellreave MEANS to reave (or destroy) Hell.))

AGE OF WAR (I reviewed it as a 9/10) is a defense game that works like Empire Earth - there are 5 ages, and you go through them using experience. The ages are as follows:
Caveman
Medieval
Renaissance
Modern
Futuristic (Apparently, when fish rule the earth..? Take a look at the base.)

The game is side/side. There are 2 bases, and soldiers go through the middle towards the enemy base. Once the soldiers are next to each other, they fight. Ranged units can shoot before getting close. There are 3 types of units: Melee (HP, close range), Ranged (Name says it), and Tank (HP, close ranged - strong).

The game is extremely unbalanced when it comes to ages to next/cost, because every next age costs more - but the units are only a little more powerful. Also, the enemy no matter what receives money - if you just milk them (In following guide), they keep coming. However, the game is very addictive and fun.

Beating the game seems difficult, but it isn't. I have made the following guide (For difficulty Normal).

WARNING: GUIDE FOLLOWING - Spoilers may be given. If you wish to beat the game on your own, do not read the following.

CAVEMAN (start)
Not that hard. Just make a Dino-rider and lots of cavemen. Just keep it coming - whenever you can, make another dino. Once Experience has reached high enough, press the star.
MEDIEVAL
Start with a bunch of footmen, but eventually reach a pattern similar to this: Knight, archer, foot, foot, archer, archer, foot, etc. Once Experience has reached high enough, press the star.
RENAISSANCE
The gunmen are the best here - start with lots of them. This is the point where you should consider making turrets - give them just some soldiers, then hold off. When the enemy gets close enough, send in some soldiers. Eventually, you will get enough money to buy turrets. Be sure to buy spots FOR the turrets - costing at 1000, 3000, and 7500. Once Experience has reached high enough, press the star.
MODERN
This is when things get interesting. Use a similar type of group from earlier - Some melee, some ranged, etc. However, hold back - once the enemy gets close enough, bomb them with the super attack. Once you have enough money, sell the old turrets and but new ones - be sure to get the first and third one, they are the best (Faster, strong.). Only use tanks if needed - the basic soldiers are good enough. Once Experience has reached high enough, press the star.
FUTURE (Final)
Congratulations for reaching the final age! This is when the advantage is yours. Just send a few soldiers - same order - and get money. When the enemy gets too close, use the satellite laser super attack. Once again, sell old turrets - only this time, keep half of them. Replace the sold ones with the first or third turrets. (IT is possible you will have to fight awhile to get the third...) If you have the correct setup, you wont even need to buy soldiers - if they get close enough, the enemies will just die. The following tactic is known as "milking" - they keep coming, you get richer. Once money is high enough, buy 3 super soldiers. (Cost for all: 450000) Make sure to time this strike - do it when the enemy is close. Use the super attack to rid the enemy - that way, you clear a path for the super soldiers. Then, just watch the enemy fall.

This is just a sample strategy, one that I used during my first run. This is NOT the ONLY way to win. Happy gaming!